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Hashfast - Now Offering - The " Long Pole" and the " Short End of the Stick"January 03 2014
Dear Reader, there are consequences to participating in Pre-Orders.
Hashfast LLC aka - HashFail, FailedHash, HalfAssed, FizzledFast, HushFast, FlubbedHash, GashedFast, HashPuppy, HushFailed and HumpFast,  purveyors of the Golden Nonce Chip aka The Non Nonce, NonSence, NoSense, SensiNoosh, NoonanNonce, NakedNunce and GoldenDumpChip is performing like a Lead Zeppelin. No offense to Robert and Jimmy.
 
Check out the bright red banner across the top their Blog page - I can't make this one up, folks.

In case you can't read the small writing I can help - from their website - http://hashfast.com/were-shipping-2013/ [nofollow]
"SALES ARE SUSPENDED TEMPORARILY. PLEASE CHECK BACK SOON."

 

 
Check back . . . SOON? WTF?
( Insert appropriate Butteryflop, I mean, Butterfly - joke here )
 
"Over the past few weeks we have been fully focused on getting the rigs and chips tested and delivered."
SURE YOU HAVE. ( is his nose getting long yet?)
"Because of that focus, it’s meant that we haven’t been too great at communicating."
Actually, it's easy to lose focus on communicating when you don't have any product to deliver not time and you are focusing on staying two steps ahead of the rumblings of a Class Action Law suit that are purported to allege that you didn't provide your BabyJets on time as promised in October and are refusing to offer refunds to your customers - http://mobile.extremetech.com/computing/18977-bitcoin-asic-manufacturer-hashfast-facing-lawsuits-over-alleged-false-advertising-fluctuating-bitcoin-prices?origref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F [nofollow]
"But that doesn’t mean we don’t have great news to give our customers."
Our great news is that we won't be held responsible for any commitments to any of our customers.
"Over the past few weeks, we’ve been fully focused on making sure that our modules work as promised."
We were so FOCUSED that we FORGOT to MAKE your Miners! Ah, THAT explains it.
"That was the “long pole” that kept us from shipping in volume to our customers."
The LONG POLE? Really? The one that we are sticking up your arse . . .  right now?
"Once that was established, we were finally able to turn our attention to the silicon itself to see what the hashing engine can do, and just how far it could be pushed."
Once it was in, good and deep, we turned it real quick, and SNAPPED it off! Ouch! Silicon? I think the only silicone you were paying attention to was at the Spearmint Rhino at the Bitcoin Convention last month in Vegas. Heeeyooo!
My favorite part of the disingenuous blog is the overtly -PROGRESSIVE - rhetoric that pobrecita Amy Woodward -  the hapless sacrificial lamb seen in the photo below carefully loading what appears to be 2 Cardboard boxes onto a pallet. 
Those neatly rolled up sleeves and Navy Blue sweater are comforting, aren't they?  Again, folks, I  can't make this FastFlop steaming-shovelful-of-horse-manure-they-are-feeding-the-public  up. If I were a screenwriter, though, I would be taking notes.

Amy and her twin poodles, about to take her trip to the Bahamas, where she is going to drink Rum Runners while she counts your loot.
"Our view is that we are still committed to selling the world’s most advanced rigs to individual miners. Diversity and democracy are the key to maintain the integrity of the network, and vibrant individual miner community is the key to maintaining diversity and democracy.
Hurrah, Bitcoin!
We will be back in touch with 4 announcements to start out 2014.
All the Best, and Happy New Year to All!
The HashFast team"
 
Let's just throw in the words Democracy and Diversity. Give 'em something popular sounding. That will keep our customers drinking this Kool Aid.
Did everyone get screwed over equally by HashDump?? 
 
FastFlush, Are you telling us, "What difference does it make! ! "
 
A SUPER BIG THANKS TO the FailFarce Team for making my job a breeze! ! !Muchas Gracias! Son Muy Buenos, Compadres! !
 
 


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Hashfast has now pushed the march 2014 date to June . Also offering a big upgrade if you wait instead of asking for refund . the upgrade is this - For every 400 GH/s Baby Jet ordered, we will send you our Yoli Evo Mining Board as well as a power supply and liquid cooling system. This will get you hashing up to 800 GH/s, in an open configuration without the chassis (just bring your own controller).
What controller is needed ? people with no tech experience in this will not know what this is .

Now the big problem as I see it is not just the fact that they will never deliver this on time either but that now you have no babyjet case and controller and must provide this your self . I have no idea where one would get a controller for an evo board but just another expense any way . 
They say you can put it in your babyjet case but it does not fit right and you will need to be careful about moving it around  .
I demanded a refund and was told to fill out some legal form releasing them from any legal actions . Not happening . I told them just to give me a refund and it is over . Very simple just like any other retailer would do . No answer from them .
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I just received a nice email from HashFast concerning my complaint. They assured me they are on the ball and trying to take care of this problem . They said people are getting refunds and that it is taking a while but it will happen . I did ask them to think about getting rid of that silly refund form to sign as that makes a person a little paranoid about things . [/size] they told me they would give complete instructions for setting up the yoli evo boards if I took the upgrade offer . Which was a worry for me since I know nothing about this type of hardware .  Things are looking up with this response from them . I will be giving them some time to resolve the issue .  I certainly hope they are moving along in  business as I think they have very talented people on the job and I would like to be checking out their stuff in the future as I think some asic instead of gpu equipment would be a great thing from them for mining them other types of coins which I own some of and would like to mine more but not with a gpu.  Also their prices just can not be beat .


 

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